I am an Idiot!!!

Okay, something is wrong with me..... I just tried to cook some deer sausage for potatoe soup and I got busy and forgot about the sausage and burned it. So then I was "burnt" out of potatoe soup so I decided we could eat BLT sandwiches and soup... I started the bacon and got busy again and I burnt the bacon. OMG what is wrong with me...... I never burn my food.... I need help.